POSTPONED
Le Sud
A COMEDY BY
Dave Armstrong
Coming to the Warkworth Town Hall
at the earliest opportunity
(sorry folks but COVID-19
has halted our plans too)
Imagine a New Zealand which was colonised by two European states - North Zealand by the British and South Zealand (Le Sud) by the French. Jump forward 180 years and you find a wide cultural gap between the North and South Islands, huge rivalries on the rugby field and an imbalance of power as the wealthy South dictates to the impoverished North. The noble leaders of the North and South islands must meet to sort out the impasse. Each side will use every trick they know to gain the upper hand - ooh la la - we smell trouble brewing!
Thank you for coming to our shows in 2019
'Allo 'Allo, Death & Taxe$, Golden Kowhai Variety Show
and Nooses Off
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